The Universe is Made of Cheese
7.24.2000 20:00

I was sitting in Hi-Fi tonight, enjoying my slices of pepperoni and mushroom, and my thick chocolate shake. I was overhearing a couple of middle aged guys who where working on a large cheese pizza.

They were saying how hot their pizza was, since it was right out of the oven. One guy said how the cheese burns the roof of his mouth.

And then the other guy asked, "Is cheese the hottest element?"

To which the other guy replied, "Yah, in the middle of the sun, cheese is fusing together. And when it cools, it turns into bleu cheese, and that's what the moon is made out of."


An interesting theory. If we look at laws from other theories of the universe, we see that, essentially, stars are the condensation of all the stuff in the universe. Which means that the rest of the universe is shredded cheese. This said, we can conclude that the universe is made entirely of cheese.



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